Genesis

And Lord Terminus said, let there be Blogger, and there was, and it was good. And He said Let there be Faithful, and there were, and they were God. And they went forth and multiplied. And the God got bored. And God said, Let there Be entertainment. And there were heathens. And they were Bad. Very, Very, Very bad. Bad.

And the Heathens chose to write about how there weren't no God, and use words like weren't. And this Blog was born.

Okay, I can't write like that anymore. It's hard. I can't fathom how a bunch of manipulative, barely literate, Iron-age priests managed to write a whole book of that crap. In Latin. Which just makes things that much more complicated.

Well, This is my shiny new blog. I hope you like it. If you don't, then... well, you are probably a Theist or New-ager, or even an agnostic. I tend to offend just about everyone but me.

Yes, "so I started a blog". What's that supposed to mean? Oh well. You'll see me around.